New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...