Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...