A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...