The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Florida driver’s license!
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What’s stiff and excites women?
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Whose Job Is It?
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Duck sentence.
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What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...