Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...