You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...