Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!