Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...