Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...