I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...