The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...