Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...