Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....