Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...