Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...