Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Viagra again.
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