Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....