Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...