George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...