Golf Shorts-4
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A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!