I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...