Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...