A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...