Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...