If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...