trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...