Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....