A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...