User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...