My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...