The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...