What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....