There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...