When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Long Life
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Catching the bear
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Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...