A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.