The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...