A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...