How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...