Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...