Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...