Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...