Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...