Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...