Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...