Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...