Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...