The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...