I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...