Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...