Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...